So, Heath took Audrey and Emma to the ENT yesterday - all by himself. He had the option of only taking Audrey and leaving Emma with the sitter, but he decided that he missed his sweet little girl and that he would take on the challenge of bringing them BOTH to the doctor. For those of you that don't have two small children, let me paint a picture for you...2 LOUD girls, running, laughing, screaming, grabbing things , talking about things you don't want to discuss with other people (loudly), and other very annoying things. Heath got them all loaded up in the car, got to the doctor's office, unloaded, got up to the counter - and that's when all hell let loose ...
Here is Heath, Audery in his arms trying desperately to get down, and Emma standing next to him. Emma decides that instead of telling her Daddy that she needs to go potty that she will just go in her pants- why not!? She pees ALL over herself and the floor in the doctor's office! Audrey is going crazy screaming and wiggling...Heath drags them both to the bathroom (with everyone watching) only to discover that Emma has left her bag in the lobby and HAS to have it. He leaves her in the bathroom and takes Audrey out to the lobby with him to the bag. At this point, Emma is screaming across the office that her panties are dirty! He gets everyone, and everything, in the bathroom and remembers that he really has to go potty himself. He puts Audrey on the floor - he goes. Audrey then discovers the potty and gets PEED ON!
Heath told me this story yesterday and I died laughing! What an adventure! And all before even getting to see the doctor! I'm sure he thought everyone smelled REAL GOOD.
Audrey is getting tubes sometime next week. At least something was accomplished out of all this mayhem!
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